*i want to be your friend too!*
Give her ‘Lullaby’ and tell her that I’m a big-time gardener, too. I even shoehorned gardening into ‘Fight Club.’ All the space monkeys planting herbs in the backyard.
This reminds me of when I loaned my kindle to my grandmother and she started describing one of the books I had on there that she was reading and I paused and looked at her and went, “Wait, are you reading Diary?!”
And to this day it cracks me up because she often bemoans that she cant read certain authors anymore because they are “too smutty”.
Hey, are you using a Matt Fraction “Archer” as your pic?
In all seriousness, I just forgot to give the narrator a name. It felt awkward and forced to have him state his name ( like those phony scenes where a character looks in a mirror and describes him/herself to the reader ). 20th Cent. Fox put the name Jack in the script so I can’t use it in the sequel without violating their copyright. In a similar twist, the people at Reader’s Digest who published the original “I am Joe’s Prostate” series, they refused to allow Fox to use “Joe” so it got tweaked to Jack. To heck with all that, I’m calling the bastard Sebastian, one of his liar’s names from the support groups
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
oh, look - a crossover between the cephalopod- and the interior decoration-fandom =)
Give me the things.
okay so now everything i have has to be either electric eels or octopi
lintila for amana… she needs all the things.
Ahaha I wish she would pick something, though I guess Cass would just have to be okay with the house being decorated in spiders, octopi, birds and owls
Happy Birthday, Odellete!
Today is the birthday of Her Royal Majesty, Queen Odellete of House Aquila. (Character birthday not doll arrival birthday.)
She is miffed that I have work and therefore cannot do a proper photoshoot with her today, but alas, how will I ever afford to keep her in Dollheart shoes if I do not go to work?
She welcomes any and all birthday wishes, comments, questions, or even complaints about her reign, though we do ask that complaints come with contact information, so specially appointed royal representatives can visit you and ensure that any complaints are resolved to her satisfaction.
Jaeron would like to wish Odel the very happiest of birthdays.