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agntclintbarton asked:

Was the keeping the protagonist of fight club unnamed intentional? or did it get to point in writing it where you realized he still didn't have a name and you just ended up rolling with it? (or, like some websites suggest, is his name actually Jack?)

chuckpalahniuk:

Hey, are you using a Matt Fraction “Archer” as your pic?

In all seriousness, I just forgot to give the narrator a name.  It felt awkward and forced to have him state his name ( like those phony scenes where a character looks in a mirror and describes him/herself to the reader ).  20th Cent. Fox put the name Jack in the script so I can’t use it in the sequel without violating their copyright.  In a similar twist, the people at Reader’s Digest who published the original “I am Joe’s Prostate” series,  they   refused to allow Fox to use “Joe” so it got tweaked to Jack.    To heck with all that, I’m calling the bastard Sebastian, one of his liar’s names from the support groups 

  • DC:

    Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-

  • Marvel:

    YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS

  • DC:

    We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.

  • Marvel:

    HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE

  • DC:

    The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.

  • Marvel:

    DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER

  • DC:

    After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.

  • Marvel:

    PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW

  • DC:

    We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...

  • Marvel:

    NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.

  • DC:

    We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.

  • Marvel:

    NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM

  • DC:

    We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.

  • Marvel:

    FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO

  • DC:

    Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-

  • Marvel:

    NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK

  • DC:

    Wait-

  • Marvel:

    NEW FEMALE THOR

  • DC:

    I didn't-

  • Marvel:

    NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA

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    TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE

  • Marvel:

    PEACE

cowpewter:

stansmithandwesson:

nudiemuse:

chesh-kitten:

roseshock:

NEED

oh, look - a crossover between the cephalopod- and the interior decoration-fandom =)

Give me the things.

okay so now everything i have has to be either electric eels or octopi

lintila for amana… she needs all the things.

Ahaha I wish she would pick something, though I guess Cass would just have to be okay with the house being decorated in spiders, octopi, birds and owls

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cowpewter:

Happy Birthday, Odellete!

Today is the birthday of Her Royal Majesty, Queen Odellete of House Aquila. (Character birthday not doll arrival birthday.)

She is miffed that I have work and therefore cannot do a proper photoshoot with her today, but alas, how will I ever afford to keep her in Dollheart shoes if I do not go to work?

She welcomes any and all birthday wishes, comments, questions, or even complaints about her reign, though we do ask that complaints come with contact information, so specially appointed royal representatives can visit you and ensure that any complaints are resolved to her satisfaction.

Jaeron would like to wish Odel the very happiest of birthdays.

beesmygod:

drwagc:

because I’m garbage, and youtub removed the original.

romance

This is amazing

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